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Poor Harry Gets Rejected
Interviewer: What's the best way for a girl to get your attention?
Louis: When a girl plays hard to get properly it is so fit.
Harry: Also, someone who is really banterous [a Harry-ism] and puts down all the time. Someone who's cheeky
[At the precise moment the photographer and the assistant Harry fancies come over. She's cute with a brown bob and is wearing a cropped striped top and small demin shorts. They say their goodbyes and walk off. Harry doesn't turn around.]
Interviewer: Harry, you didn't even turn around! You totally dissed her.
Louis: Harry, I dare you to scream out "Can I have your number?"
Zayn: You won't do it. Can I do it and pretend it was you?
Harry: Yeah, Alright.
Zayn: [Shout] Can I have your number?
Louis: Oh god, that's so embarrassing
Harry: She turned around!
Zayn: What's her name? [Zayn ahouts out her name and she walks back. They all start talking excitedly.] Harry's got a question for you
[She looks over at him but he can barely look at her]
Louis: Harry, erm
Zayn: Wondered if he could, erm.
Niall: Get your telephone number.
Harry: [Puts his head in hands] This is so embarrasing!
Photographer's assistant: [Smiles sweetly] No sorry!
[Louis bowls with laughter and the other boys crack up]
Photographers assistant: [Laughs, then walks away and calls over her shoulder] You should've asked yourself!
Louis: Ooohh That's hard to get!
Niall: Harry, go and get her.
Zayn: Harry, she is slipping out of your fingers! Mate, go, run.
Harry: [Shakes his head and goes red] This is a joke!
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