Being one of Tokio Hotel's aliens:
angelzide: hundredthousandaliens: When you first saw their picture When you listened to their music for the first time When you watched the first interview When they’re nominated for an award When they win When they lose Finding out they’re playing in your country Actually seeing them live Rumors about them breaking up Twins have beards Bill is blonde Waiting for...
Is it just me who thinks that TWanons are...
abbehtwa: Like…it’s just a girl flirting with you pretending to be someone they’re not. Freaks me out.
See what your followers really think. (aka none...
BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but i really love your blog. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. PINK = I think you are unattractive. GREY = I wish you would notice me
when you watch a new tw flip.
youknowidneverwanttohurtyou: when you realise you need to watch the TW flip.. and then with in a few seconds.. And then by the end of it your posting all the funny quotes theyve used on twitter and tumblr like and by the end of it, you are still wondering why you dont live with them.
Woho, senior portrait. I look like a fool.......
Explaining the red hat, from wikipedia: “The russefeiring (russ celebration) is the traditional Norwegian videregående skole (equivalent to high school) graduation ceremony. Participants in this ceremony are known as russ. The russefeiring traditionally starts on the 1st of May and ends on the 17th of May, the Norwegian national day. Participants wear coloured overalls, *(the hat is a...
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Did someone say Tokio Hotel?!
Interviewer : If you could be a girl for a day what would you do?
Nathan: (before we’d even got the full question out): I’d look at myself in the mirror.
Keep it clean, keep it clean.
Nathan: I would go into the girls toilets - see, you think I’m going somewhere rude with this but I’m not - and see what everyone talks about because they always go into the girls’ toilets and talk about people.
Jay: You know what I’d do? I’d get a contract with Sheila’s Wheels, because men can’t do that and that’s very annoying, and I’d go on a hen party because men can’t do that and it’s very annoying, and I’d go on an all girls holiday weekend. I’d just want to see life from their side.
Nathan: Jay wants to be a girl is what he’s saying.
Tom: I want to be a bridesmaid. Dunno why, it’d just be quite interesting.
Nathan: you want to wear a dress?
Interviewer: A pretty dress.
Tom: a pretty dress yeah!
Nathan: wait Siva, what’s yours? He just said ‘I’m not going to say mine coz mine’s a bit weird’ and I really want to know what he wants to say, even if it’s used or not. We all know that if it’s that weird it can’t be printed so I want to know.
Siva: but this can be printed!
Nathan: what it’s like to have sex from a woman’s point of view?
Siva: it’s freaky. I want to know what it’s like…
Tom: to have a period?
Siva: to have a baby.
Tom: eugh! Interesting.
Siva: coz you’ll never know, so if a girl ever uses it you can say ‘I’ve had a baby I know what it feels like.’
Nathan: they always say get kicked in the balls and that’s what it feels like. It’s happened to me and it’s very painful so I wouldn’t advise it.
Interviewer : Hmm...the pain of childbirth might last a bit longer though.
Tom: do you women get winded though?
Interviewer : Umm…no
Jay: so therefore it’s worse to get kicked in the balls.
Calling your vagina a car because Nathan wants to...